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Now I lay me down to rest.
I pray I pass tomorrow's, test
If should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to
take
I pray I pass tomorrow's, test
If should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to
take
A gash, a rash and purple bumps .My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue - It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke - My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My
nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is ... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue - It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke - My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My
nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is ... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
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#13349 Leopard Print Luggage
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Ensemble Whether it’s a trip
around the world or a quick weekend
get-away, this luggage set gets you
there with style to spare! Fashionable
wheeled luggage quartet shows its wild
side in a luscious matching leopard
print. Plenty of zippered pockets hold
every essential for the savvy
traveler. Set includes Large, Medium
and Small wheeled bags; matching
duffle bag. Polyester. Spot clean
only. May Require Additional Freight
Charge Large: 18" x 11 3/4" x 30"
high; medium: 16 1/2" x 9 1/2" x 26"
high; small: 14 1/2" x 8" x 22" high;
duffle bag: 17" x 7 1/2" x 11" high.
Set of 4 Retail Price: $219.95
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#13708 Color-Block Mesh Tote
Reusable rainbow tote brings pretty
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Reusable rainbow tote brings pretty
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#38437 Peacock Bookends
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Jewel-tone greens and golds glimmer
against deepest tones of mahogany;
intricate filigree borders and
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upright with these mythical dragon
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a mystical decorative touch to any
room. Polyresin. Each is 10 1/4"x 3
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#12251 Renaissance Tote Bag
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Roomy shoulder sports a motif with
worldly distinction: a montage of
timeless portraits, from the Mona Lisa
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SLEEVE
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Dragon print sleeve cushions your
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by Anne Stokes. Weight 0.4 lb. UPC#
817216011375. Polyester. 11 5/8" x
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#14237 Disco Dazzle Hobo Bag
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Giant inner compartment features snap
close and inner organizer pockets to
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Magnetic snap closure at top.
Weight 1 lb. Fabric, synthetic
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purse ahead of the crowd! A winning
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trim make this a guaranteed trend trim
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Fabric, synthetic Weight 1.2 lbs.
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#T1034 SCHOOL RULES MUG
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Let this lovely little ladybug keep
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4" x 4" x 1¾" high. Cast iron. Retail
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#14376 Solar Piano Calculator
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ABS. Solar power panel and one LR1130
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#14470 Laptop Cooling Pad
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Protect your precious laptop from
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Special cooling pad with powerful fan
helps guard delicate systems against
overheating, in a stylish, sleek,
portable shape that’s perfect for
travel. Supports laptops of many
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a splash of style. Weight 1 lb.
Plastic. 11 1/4" x 11 1/4" x 1 3/4"H
Retail Price: $14.95 Our Price $10.82
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