Now I lay me down to rest.
I pray I pass tomorrow's, test
If should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to
A gash, a rash and purple bumps .My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue - It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke - My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My
nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is ... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
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#13349 Leopard Print Luggage
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#13708 Color-Block Mesh Tote
Reusable rainbow tote brings pretty
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#38437 Peacock Bookends
pair of captivating bookends!
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#37978 Fierce Dragon Bookends
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#12251 Renaissance Tote Bag
Roomy shoulder sports a motif with
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#13852 Skull Stowaway Tote
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#D1314 LUNAR MAGIC DRAGON LAPTOP
Keep your precious laptop safe on
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#14237 Disco Dazzle Hobo Bag
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#14238 Zebra Print Sequin Bag
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#T1034 SCHOOL RULES MUG
Honor your teacher or student by
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#14964 LADYBUG KEY HIDER
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#14965 TURTLE KEY HIDER
Tuck this tiny turtle into a quiet
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#14376 Solar Piano Calculator
Ditch that ordinary boring calculator
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Winsome piano key styling puts fun
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#14470 Laptop Cooling Pad
Protect your precious laptop from
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